"I’m filing with HR."

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

  • Me: I should do something with my life
  • Me: *opens tumblr*

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

image

chloecureton:

youcancallmetay:

shine-brighter-little-fighter:

thegestianpoet:

barbellbasics:

This, this and more this!

look at the last pic help

I like to reblog puppy pictures for followers who might be having a rough day because hell, how can you frown when puppy so cute.

omfg

AWWWW

pathetiquemorphineprincess:

Over the past few months, it has become painfully clear to me that one of the biggest problems in the world is that people get too involved in others’ business. If someone does something or believes in something other than you, in all honesty, what does it really matter? This is, in my opinion, the root of many of our problems in today’s world, namely the oppression of many classes of people, various wars throughout the years, and even the killing of many individuals. People often assume that if someone or something is not in accordance with their own personal views or beliefs, then it must be false or incorrect, and many times try to eliminate or change this person or thing in response. It is fine of course to think of or even voice one’s disapproval of another, as each is entitled to an opinion, but to actually try to force change in a person because they differ is entirely incorrect. As a good friend of me has said often, “Live your own God damn life!” It’s really as simple as that. There’s a reason people always ask the arguably existential question that is “Why can’t we all just get along?” There are obviously little things here and there that complicate things, but if people could just learn to live with others’ differences, the world would be so much better. One last thing I’d like to say in closing is something my senior year politics teacher told my class. He said “the rights of one person end where the rights of another person begin.” Just think about that piece of genius for a moment and let that sink in.

When fan gets to talk to Benedict. 

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

jamsstown:

thebirdstheysang:

jamsstown:

You know what I bet it was one of those drunks that Vicky is babysitting

nah those bitches finally fell asleep.

Im glad you survived the night

barely James, barely -_-

fuzzy-potato:

waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE HECK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

This is the kind of movie Gus would have wanted to be in.

idkijustlovecoldplay:

"I was swayed by boobs. Let’s face it. They’re fantastic." -Chris Martin